Share 'Two Things that Really Happened'

First, the flood last weekend. For those of you who don't understand the expression, "Lord willin' and the crick don't rise," here's a photo of the neighbor's house after an honest-to-God Texas flash-flood: For the sake of comparison, here's the same house during last year's snow. Notice that it's not actually waterfront property, contrary to what it may look like in the prior photo. Next, the…